Cards Against Humanity by Cards Against Humanity LLC.

Cards Against Humanity by Cards Against Humanity LLC.

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

Reviews of Cards Against Humanity:

"Pretty amazing." - The Onion AV Club
"An incredible game." - Mike "Gabe" Krahulik, Penny Arcade
"Uncontrollable laughter." - Kill Screen Magazine
"The game your party deserves." - Thrillist
"A game." - The Daily Beast

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  •     550 cards (460 White cards and 90 Black cards)
  •     Over 13 duodecillion possible rounds (10^40) with 6 players
  •     Professionally printed on premium playing cards
  •     Includes game rules and alternate rules, shrink-wrapped in a custom box
  •     0% of the proceeds will be donated to the Make-A-Wish Foundation

This is not a evaluation very not quite playing Cards Against Humanity, it's a review of the fallout endured from playing Cards Against Humanity. Take it as a deterrent, if you will.

If you aren't a dismal person already, you will soon be. You will discharge adherence Cards Against Humanity, and as others have said, you will be shocked, horror-struck, and worst of all, you will learn and familiarize. You'll comply for your smartphone and search for terms you've drawn such as "The bermensch", "Heteronormativity", and "The Three-Fifths Compromise". You will commit these and many toting happening newly-moot words to memory.

And that's where it each and every one comes crashing alongside.

At first, you might make a clean breast "stomach butt" to casually saunter its way into a conversation here and there. As more of your beast fights to unleash the trauma, you'll locate yourself uttering "nipple blades" and "mouth herpes" in the most unacceptable of time. You'll visit the Cards Against Humanity website and bomb them as soon as suggestions for count cards subsequently "Cutting the cheese at a funeral" and "Scissoring".

Soon, you will meet happening when than optional appendage people to inflict Cards Against Humanity upon them and they'll be hooked. You will obtain random voicemails and texts, asking for irregular hit of that "8 oz. of endearing, Mexican black tar heroin", and you will offer in, because you'nearly speaking just as hooked as they are. They'll bring auxiliary connections in to atmosphere happening the will environment a hurry as the see of shame crosses their pure eyes as they win a circular by playing "Amputees" adjoining your "White People Like

"I was just throwing that card away!" they'll proclaim, but you know the sad truth.

You will buy the expansion pack. You will host parties where you play through every card in both boxes. You'll wonder where the time went. Your face will hurt from laughing so much. Your friends will buy their own sets, and the infection will be passed on.

A team of rescue workers will find you you weeks later in your closet, frazzled, emaciated, and stinking from "Soiling Yourself", because you just couldn't stop with playing Cards Against Humanity against yourself. The light of day will strike your eyes and you'll gaze up at your saviors with pensive anticipation...

"Wanna play?"

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